31 Aralık 2012 Pazartesi

Top Ten Reasons Why The Mayans Are Not Dooming Us Friday 12/21/12

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Here, straight from Xunantunich Belize near the center of all things Mayan, is your list of Top Ten Reasons the Mayans Are Not Dooming Us this Friday Dec. 21st, 2012!

10) The Mayans care not about ending the suffering of Detroit Lions/Cleveland Browns/L.A. Clippers/Toronto Maple Leafs/Houston Astros fans any time soon.

9) Mayans had nothing to do with Twinkies (tm) being no more.  Blame that on the corrupt CEOs at Hostess Inc who mismanaged the company into bankruptcy.
from memegenerator.net

8) Mayans are still around.  If they had any sense regarding any prediction of apocalypse, they'd have fled the planet long ago in their ancient rocket ships. 

7) Misinterpretation of the Mayan calendar.  It's really a recipe sheet for the MOST INCREDIBLE BANANA NUT MUFFINS YOU WILL EVER HAVE IN YOUR LIFE!  ...what?

6) The Mayan calendar's power source has run down, that's all.  We need to replace it with a Baghdad battery.

5) Didn't anyone read the Terms and Conditions agreement in the bottom left-hand corner?  This thing hasn't been valid since Cortes voided the warranty.

4) Planet-destroying Aliens do not go by the Mayan calendar, they go by Stardate.  Duh.

3) The so-called Calendar is really a promotional poster for an ancient Mayan drama about a weather priest forced to live the same sacrificial day over and over and over again.  It was called "Lowland Paca Day"

2) It's just a BLEEPING calendar!  We can get some astronomers and chronal measurement professionals together and make a BLEEPING PC/Mac app for a new Mayan calendar starting on this Saturday!  C'mon people get working on that app!

And the Number One Reason The Mayans Are Not Dooming Us this Friday Dec. 21st, 2012:

1) Disney is making a new Star Wars movie.  Disney will not allow some f-cking catastrophe to end the world before even pre-production is finished.  Even the Mayans know not to f-ck with Disney.  They go after day care centers for God's sake.

(had to write this, because the madness of the other major news story right now is too rage-fueling for me to cope)

Wrong Kind of Anniversary... Again

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It is now four years to the day since I lost my full-time job as a librarian.

I've found some part-time jobs here and there, and I currently have a contractual job with an IT vendor needing desktop support... but it's not a full-time, 40 hours a week, with benefits type of job.

This year (2012) saw a lot more interviews by libraries than I've had since 2008 - six separate libraries interviewing, two of them interviewed me twice - and one can hope that the coming year will see more opportunities and with any luck an actual hire.

But in the meantime... still job-hunting... still trying to get around my writer's block to see about getting something published and marketed... still...

Apocalypse Why

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It's just to note that today is WELL PLAYED MAYANS DAY we've been worried about since, oh, the Mayans forgot to make a follow-up long form calendar for the one expiring today.

Personally, I only found out about today back when I was a huge fan of The X-Files (aka a Philer, and a 'Shipper to boot), when the Mayan Calendar date was a plot point to the series finale.  But before that I've borne witness to such end-times embarrassments as Y2K, Harmonic Convergence, the Jupiter Effect, and the Tampa Bay Bucs winning a Super Bowl.  Not to mention a constant stream of predicted Raptures and Armageddons by various religious leaders screeching about War, Plague, Anti-Christs and hangers-on.

Just to note, before I go any further, I do not blame Mayans (and yes, they are still around) for the hype and hoopla.  This is all from some New-Age crank selling books.  But that comes later...

Look at that end-time embarrassments list regarding Dates Predicted for Apocalyptic Events on Wiki, this is something stretching back to even before Christianity was a gleam in Mother Mary's eye.  And it's not even including the mythology of various pantheons - such as the Norse and their Ragnarok - spelling massive catastrophe for not only humanity but the Gods as well.  This seems to be a hard-wired element of the human psyche: the expectation that at any moment, especially a moment that higher powers decided to create clues for announcing such doom, the world will end.

So, the eternal question: Why?

This is an even bigger question considering the age we live in.  We have enough human history now, enough recorded moments and documented failures of apocalypse - I've lived through (from 1970 to now) what I count to be more than 40 (I gave up around 2006)! - that I'm just sitting here asking "Why are people still buying this sh-t?"

Making it worse is noticing how the SAME NAMES keep cropping up on the list of predictors: David Berg, Harold Camping, Pat Robertson, Ronald Weinland, even a psychic debunker like The Amazing Criswell made an End-Times prediction for FSM's sake.  You would think after getting the FIRST and what was supposed to be ONLY prediction of THE END wrong, nobody would let them come back and make even MORE predictions ("Okay, so last Friday didn't work out, but I guarantee JEBUS is gonna show up at Mardi Gras like three years from now and order some Hurricanes!").

Insert head-desking here.

Why?  Why are these guys still out there?  Why are they still allowed to spew predictions they've already proven they're not good at making?

It's not that I blame the First Amendment, the right they have to say whatever they believe as long as it doesn't incite to riot.  After all, these End-Time predictors are global (Japan, China, Uganda, etc) in places that don't have as much free-speech rights.  And there are a ton of First Amendment users who abide by the common-sense principles of not saying anything stupid that can come back to haunt them later.

What I blame are the con artists who found in religion a near-perfect scam.  Look at how nearly all of these seers of prophecy are religious leaders or spiritualists of some form.  All they gotta do is whip up some frenzy, get the True Believers thinking they and only they are special enough to survive the Wrath of God, and get them involved with money work and more money to get a cozy little life-style going (NOTE: I am not a huge fan of wealthy priests claiming to serve God while owning four-car-garage mansions.  Living the good life while supposedly helping the impoverished reeks of hypocrisy).

Thing is, these "religious leaders" have to give these Believers something to fear: the expiration date.  You gotta give 'em an End Time to actually be worried.  And so they offer up a date, something that fits well into the numerology of faith (the number of years since the birth of the Messiah, the numbers of the Beast, the anniversary of a significant event).  And now, you've got the attention of the faithful who'll make sure to advertise everyone's doom, safe and satisfied that the Good Lord spares the True Believers (SEE Rapture, The; something that caught on in American Christian theology in the 1830s).

And then the day comes and goes, and for some Godforsaken reason none of the True Believers seem to get really p-ssed off.  Oh sure, the "outsiders" aka the People Who Didn't Buy It For One Second may laugh their asses off, but they're not in much of a position to sue for emotional damages or anything.  If anyone's got to be angry at the likes of Ronald Weinland - a "pastor" who predicted TWO different End-Times in 2011 AND 2012, and is still ballsy enough to "amend" his deadline to 2013 now that we're 10 days away from that year - it ought to be the people who bought his Rapture story and got suckered.

Could it be the embarrassment of admitting you got suckered?  Could it be the Belief is strong enough to ignore the doubt of the failed seer?  In a sane world, anyone having predicted an End-Time that does not come about ought to be removed from the stage, mocked for all time, made to refund any moneys made from selling doomsday materials - Books!  Recordings!  Beach towels! - and forced to repair broken-down casino slot machines on Indian reservations as a reminder that the odds are not ever in their favor.

For myself, I've seen enough, read enough to know that the End of the World on a global scale is more in the realm of science, not Faith.  End Times on a personal matter such as a death in the family or that of a friend, that IS Faith, and one that ought to be a guiding point in each of our lives but in our own ways.  My End of the World isn't going to match yours, I know that.

And the question of why that is doesn't bother me at all.  Because in my worldview, God is not going to end the likes of us.  We're too good an audience to God's everyday delights.

And thus endth the sermon.

What Romney Didn't Want: A View Into Presidential Character

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I've wanted to write for a long time about the Presidential Character.  And the recent revelations about Mitt Romney's failed 2012 campaign is a good time to do it.

When I'm talking Presidential Character, I'm looking at the definitions created by political scientist James David Barber who developed the four types of Character based on Active/Passive and Positive/Negative traits: Active-Positive, Active-Negative, Passive-Positive, and Passive-Negative.

As a good example, look to the first four Presidents:
George Washington was, believe it or not, Passive-Negative.  P-Ns only become Presidents because of a sense of duty, not any desire for the office.  They're wary of executive power, and not thrilled with political negotiating.
John Adams was Active-Negative.  A-Ns are aggressive, uncompromising, unhappy both personally and professionally, but do relish a good amount of executive authority and do seek accomplishments to fulfill.
Thomas Jefferson was Active-Positive.  Optimistic, forward-thinking, capable of overreach, reveling in the ceremonial aspects of the Presidency, A-Ps are just as aggressive as A-Ns but more capable of compromise and reaching goals.
James Madison was Passive-Positive.  P-Ps are optimistic and friendly, but unfocused, more akin to being a caretaker letting the People's Business do its own thing.  Things can happen during their tenure but more often the Passive-Positive President is not leading the charge.

There is no bad precedent: Negative or Passive are not bad traits per se.  It all depends on the timing:  Washington was perfect as a Passive-Negative because as the first President under the Constitution it was up to him to define the limits and powers of the office.  By being that self-controlling, he stabilized government and gave it time to settle down.  An Active-Positive at that time could have led to chaos and constant in-fighting against the Congress: an Active-Negative could have made himself dictator out frustration.  On the other hand, Madison as Passive-Positive happened at a bad time: the War of 1812 happened under his watch, something an Active-Negative could have avoided, or an Active-Positive could have managed to greater success.  Passive-Positives could be successful during tenures of great upheaval: sometimes through luck, but most times because such passivity actually makes them flexible and capable of making sound deals with Congress or foreign nations. To that, look at Ronald Reagan: He campaigned as a radical anti-government conservative but in office his P-P nature made him amenable to government's effectiveness, which lead him to revoke his anti-tax stances and eventually pursue ground-breaking treaties with the Soviet Union.

That said, Active-Negatives tend to be very bad for the nation over the long haul: SEE Hoover, Herbert; Johnson, Lyndon B.; Nixon, Richard; Cheney, Dick (I would contend that Dubya himself was a Passive-Positive, allowing an Active-Negative like his Veep Cheney far too much power in his administration).

So what does this all have to do with Mitt Romney, the Man Who Will Never Be President?

Because his circle of insiders - his son Tagg, for example - are now claiming after his 2012 election debacle that Mitt Romney never wanted to be President anyway.

At first glance this looks, walks, and quacks like a case of Sour Grapes: he lost something of "value", so now they're claiming he never wanted it.  But the more you look at it, the more you see how this can fit into the Presidential Character grid that Barber devised.

I wanted to write about Romney's character - or lack of one - a few months back when I wanted to discuss this Presidential Character idea then.  I wanted to point out that Romney's constant flip-flopping on the issues made it impossible to determine just where on the charts he fit.  But then I realized he had a constant - his ever-fixed mark of the massive tax cut - and realized Mitt fit on the chart after all.

Mitt Romney, if he had won the Presidency, was going to be a Passive-Negative.

To refer back to Charles Pierce's Esquire article:

Willard Romney didn't want to be president. Willard Romney expected to be president, and that was his real undoing...
It has been years, probably, since Willard had to go to all the emotional fuss and bother of actually wanting something. If there was something that caught his eye -- a slow-moving company's fat pension fund, a nice house in La Jolla, the governor's office in Massachusetts -- there would be a deal to be struck and whatever it was that should be his would be his. This is not a man who tolerates disappointment well, not because he burns with ambition and avarice -- although he profited for years from very effective simulacrums of ambition and avarice --but, rather, because he rarely has experienced disappointment in his life. He does not want. He expects.

That fits the P-N psyche pretty well.  Passive-Negatives run out of a sense of duty or obligation.  For Romney, it has to do with the legacy of being George Romney's son: his father was an active political figure, running for all the right reasons (George Romney fit well to the Active-Positive if only he had bested Nixon in 1968).  It has to do with Romney being a major political figure within the Mormon church, an Americanized religious off-shoot of Christianity still looking for a President to validate the church's success.
The big difference keeping Mitt from qualifying for Active-Negative was all of Mitt's flip-flopping.  A-Ns, if anything, do have a core set of values outside of political ambitions: even Nixon for all his paranoia and loathing had his limits.  Romney's lack of core values - he honestly did not care one whit about abortion, or war, or poverty, or employment, or governance, or people in general - made him oh so very Passive in that regard. (And at least Passive-Positives are well-liked.  Passive-Negatives?  Unless you're George Washington or Ike, who both earned respect enough to be liked, you're sh-t out of luck).
And what would that have meant?
Think George W. Bush's passive nature in office: he kow-towed to the "experts" in his administration, especially Cheney who quickly pushed his own secret agendas on the nation's energy policies, the nation's economic policies, and then the nation's war policies when 9/11 happened.  But at least against that, Dubya still had some semblance of leadership: he showed pragmatic concern for the GOP to pursue a moderate immigration policy (the Far Right refused), and he pushed for tolerance for Muslims and other faiths at a time the neocon's obsession with waging holy war in the Middle East led to a lot of bad feelings among the Far Right.  And at least during his first two years, before Cheney sunk his hooks further in, Dubya allowed more sensible figures in his Cabinet (Powell at State, O'Neill at Treasury) to craft policy.  Look to Powell's (and Condi Rice's) handling of the Spy Plane incident with China.
Mitt Romney would have filled his administration with the pushiest, meanest set of political hacks - hello, neocons - that dotted the edges of the Dubya administration.  He would have had to: the Far Right in the Republican Party would have insisted on their due, and Romney would accept it because Romney wouldn't have cared who was in charge at State or Defense or anywhere else in his Cabinet.
The Character of any President matters based on the times we as a nation are in.  We are still mired (2012) in a jobless recession requiring serious government intervention and jobs stimulus.  We are still mired in one ground war - Afghanistan - and still trying to clean up the messes of the other - Iraq - while at the same time juggling the political instability of the entire Middle East.  We're in the times where an Active-Positive President would be the most value.  Even an Active-Negative (as long as the Negativity was channeled elsewhere, say, resolving the professional hockey lockout) wouldn't be that damaging.  But a Passive-Negative?
Mitt Romney would have wrecked the United States.
In a way, it's a good thing Mitt really didn't want the Presidency.  He could have ended up being the first President to have been successfully impeached out of office (Nixon resigned, and both Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton stayed in office).
P.S.  That said, how does Barack Obama rate on Presidential Character?
He fits the Active-Positive chart: the reason he lacks more success in an era that needs an A-P President is due to an obstructive Congress.
In the meantime, I seriously recommend James David Barber's text Presidental Character: Predicting Performance In the White House (4th Ed), 2008, ISBN 978-0205652594. 

GNOME hacker: Culture isn't holding desktop Linux back

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GNOME hacker: Culture isn't holding desktop Linux back


  • GNOME hacker: Culture isn't holding desktop Linux back
  • Thomas-Rasset faces $220,000 file-sharing bill after losing appeal
  • Intel to turn Ultrabooks, all-in-one desktops into giant tablets
  • Intel demos next-generation voice and gesture interfaces
  • Touch tech firms tap Intel for factory cash
  • iPhone to account for half of US economy by 2030 - projection
  • Microsoft betas System Center service pack for unified control
  • Day-long outage 'not a hack,' claims GoDaddy
  • Al-Jazeera's mobe news feed hijacked by pro-Assad hacktivists
  • UK.gov blacklists Fujitsu from future contracts - report
  • Pirate Bay co-founder named in probe into Logica, tax office hacks
  • Viewsonic 22in Android 'tablet' hands-on review
  • Who'll save the 100 most endangered species? Microsoft, apparently
  • Zombie PC herders issue commands from Tor hideout
  • Google's Nexus 7 tabs 'can't perform' if flash RAM crammed
  • There is life after the death of Microsoft’s Windows 8 Start button
  • Cable offers to shower UK biz in taxpayer gold to stimulate growth
  • Shuttleworth drops one million cluster bucks on Ceph upstart
  • Google skids car insurance comparison engine onto rivals' lawn
  • Backroom music streamer Omnifone palms first profit
  • Windows 8? Nah: Win Phone 8 should give Apple the fear
  • Laugh all you want at 'the cloud' - it'll be worth '$100bn by 2016'
  • Phone-hack saga: Prison officer cuffed in cop bung probe
  • Profs: Massive use of wind turbines WON'T destroy the environment
  • Everything Everywhere swept away by its own 4G hype tsunami
  • More 'iPad Mini' tat pics leak ahead of Apple's big unzip
  • What a card: Brit boffin Alan Turing stars in Monopoly tribute set
  • So many devices, so little policy
  • Acer racks up Xeon E5s, picks fight with US server bad boys
  • Blighty battles Oz for stratospheric supremacy
  • Array biz Nimble: Quick, lob us $40m before storage giants wallop us
  • Gov IT bods must shield their budgets from gov's knife – Socitm
  • Want to avoid another cookie law mess? Talk to EU bods next time
  • WD to parade flash-disk mutant for Wall St moneybags this week
  • Apple's soon-to-be-slurped securo firm shrugs off crypto warning
  • Ambitious Alibaba wants to take on Android
  • Microsoft urges devs to 'lead Windows 8 app land grab'
  • Archos 101 XS 10.1in Android tablet review
  • Samsung accused of sex discrimination in China plant
  • Oz court to test AdWords' WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL
  • iPad no flight risk says Federal Aviation Authority
  • UK's loyalty set for £1.2bn Huawei reward
  • AMD previews Piledriver, Ivy Bridge SeaMicro microservers
  • McAfee: Emma Watson riskiest celebrity search
  • Hacker uses Kindle as Raspberry Pi screen
  • Firefox support extended to older Android mobiles
  • Intel contextual awareness: 'We know what your wife is up to'
  • Scientists provide a measure of uncertainty
  • NZ software giants join patent bill protest
  • E-publisher 'fesses up: 'Apple UDIDs were ours'

GNOME hacker: Culture isn't holding desktop Linux back

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 02:13 PM PDT

'There is no single simple issue to fix'

Open source bigwigs like Alan Cox, Miguel De Icaza, and Linus Torvalds can bicker all they want, says GNOME hacker Michael Meeks, but changing developer culture won't do a thing to attract more consumers to the Linux desktop.…

Thomas-Rasset faces $220,000 file-sharing bill after losing appeal

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 01:46 PM PDT

Court rules $9,250 per track is constitutionally fair

Nearly five years after being found guilty of file-sharing in the media industry's first jury trial on the issue, Minnesotan mother of four Jammie Thomas-Rasset is back where she started after the appeals court upheld the original verdict.…

Intel to turn Ultrabooks, all-in-one desktops into giant tablets

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:49 PM PDT

Can't beat 'em, join 'em

IDF 2012  Intel wants to turn laptops and even desktops into tablets in order to reverse the decline in the personal computer market. To that end, it unwrapped two form-factors it will be promoting to get tablet-hungry consumers back buying PCs.…

Intel demos next-generation voice and gesture interfaces

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:25 PM PDT

Offers a million bucks for the best 'perceptual computing' idea

IDF 2012  Intel wants computers to be as smart as humans in how they understand voices and gestures – and it's offering $1m to the best idea that can help achieve that goal.…

Touch tech firms tap Intel for factory cash

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:18 PM PDT

Chip giant to keep Win8 touch bandwagon rolling

IDF 2012  Intel has been pumping money into the touchscreen component business in order to encourage the production of panels of 13in and up to make sure there are enough of them for vendors to build all the touch-enabled Windows 8 notebooks Intel hopes World+Dog will want.…

iPhone to account for half of US economy by 2030 - projection

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:07 PM PDT

America to get rich selling Foxconn gizmos to itself!

Strange, terrible, yet curiously inevitable news today - the day before iPhone 5 day. Analysis based on figures from hefty Wall Street brains appears to show that the Jesus Phone is set to account for a large chunk - perhaps the majority - of US economic activity within a matter of decades.…

Microsoft betas System Center service pack for unified control

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 11:33 AM PDT

SP1 beta increases InTune integration

Redmond's been talking about how System Center will be at the heart of its reboot of the Windows franchise for months now, and now it has released the beta of its first service pack.…

Day-long outage 'not a hack,' claims GoDaddy

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 10:53 AM PDT

Just a little router trouble, that's all

Domain registrar GoDaddy has commented on the daylong DNS outage that downed many of its customers' websites on Monday, saying that not only was a hacker not responsible, but that the service interruption wasn't the result of a DDoS attack at all.…

Al-Jazeera's mobe news feed hijacked by pro-Assad hacktivists

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 10:24 AM PDT

More breaking news on the conflict in Syria

Pro-Syrian government hacktivists have cracked the mobile update service of al-Jazeera, the Qatar-based satellite news network.…

UK.gov blacklists Fujitsu from future contracts - report

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 09:24 AM PDT

Not good enough for government work. Cutting

Japanese IT group Fujitsu is among several companies that have been "blacklisted" by the UK Government, claims the Financial Times.…

Pirate Bay co-founder named in probe into Logica, tax office hacks

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 09:02 AM PDT

Warg hauled back to Sweden for copyright cooler stint

Gottfrid Svartholm Warg, a co-founder of download haven The Pirate Bay, is back in Sweden - and now faces allegations of playing a role in an attack on the country's taxmen and IT consultancy biz Logica.…

Viewsonic 22in Android 'tablet' hands-on review

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 08:28 AM PDT

Passes the Google test and then some

First look  There was birthday cake aplenty at Viewsonic's 25th anniversary event in London today that also saw the introduction of three new products covering an innovative range of display options.…

Who'll save the 100 most endangered species? Microsoft, apparently

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 08:06 AM PDT

No, not Nokia engineers. Well, not this time

Microsoft has pledged software and expertise in a battle to save the world's most endangered species - and we don't mean Nokia engineers.…

Zombie PC herders issue commands from Tor hideout

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 07:42 AM PDT

Bury command server deep in the onion

Security researchers have discovered a botnet that uses the Tor anonymiser network to hide its command nodes.…

Google's Nexus 7 tabs 'can't perform' if flash RAM crammed

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 07:18 AM PDT

Fondling fandroids say slab needs hard reset

Reports are filtering in that some Google Nexus 7 tablets slow to a crawl once the memory starts filling up, and require a hard reset to bring them back to the admirable speed expected of Google's flagship hardware.…

There is life after the death of Microsoft’s Windows 8 Start button

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 07:01 AM PDT

Keep calm and download these handy tools

Comment  The disappearance of the Start button in Microsoft's new Windows has proved unsettling for users. "I want Start. Start I say," said an early tester in a post entitled "Worst 60 minutes in my entire life".…

Cable offers to shower UK biz in taxpayer gold to stimulate growth

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 06:29 AM PDT

Govt-backed bank may pump bioscience, tech sectors

Blighty's Business Secretary Vince Cable pulled back the curtains on his new biz investment bank this morning.…

Shuttleworth drops one million cluster bucks on Ceph upstart

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 06:00 AM PDT

Linux moneybags funds Um Bongo's cloudy file system

Billionaire Linux kingpin Mark Shuttleworth has injected $1m into storage startup Inktank to bring the team's distributed file system Ceph to cloud computing.…

Google skids car insurance comparison engine onto rivals' lawn

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 05:42 AM PDT

Now, Brits, tell us everything about your motors

Google is now offering to compare car insurance prices for Brits following the company's acquisition of BeatThatQuote.…

Backroom music streamer Omnifone palms first profit

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 05:24 AM PDT

Stuffs wallet with Sony and BlackBerry cash

Privately owned music services pioneer Omnifone boasted its first ever annual profit this morning. The company provides a platform for streaming services including that of Sony (Music Unlimited) and RIM (BBM Music) and operates in 28 markets. Omnifone was founded in 2003 and launched its first service, MusicStation, in 2007. It has notched up several firsts, including the first cloud streaming service and the first licensed scan-and-match service.…

Windows 8? Nah: Win Phone 8 should give Apple the fear

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 05:01 AM PDT

Tiled phone, not PC, could put Redmond on top

Open ... and Shut  Windows Phone 8 might spell the beginning of a climb to relevance for a desktop vendor breaking out its latest PC operating system at almost the same time.…

Laugh all you want at 'the cloud' - it'll be worth '$100bn by 2016'

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 04:44 AM PDT

Public-facing services to coin it, predicts IDC

Some $100bn will be slurped up by public IT cloud services by 2016, according to the crystal-ball gazers at IDC.…

Phone-hack saga: Prison officer cuffed in cop bung probe

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 04:26 AM PDT

Operation Elveden nets another suspect

A 31-year-old prison officer was arrested at his home in Northampton this morning as part of Scotland Yard's investigation into alleged bungs to cops. The probe is related to the Met's ongoing phone-hacking inquiry.…

Profs: Massive use of wind turbines WON'T destroy the environment

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 04:17 AM PDT

Would destroy the economy, though

Windy professors in the States have produced research in which they say that massive use of wind power would not, as had been thought, damage the planet's atmosphere and cause undesirable climate changes. They also argue that it would be "practical" to obtain half the energy required by the human race using wind turbines.…

Everything Everywhere swept away by its own 4G hype tsunami

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 04:02 AM PDT

EE rises to promise 16 cities next-gen mobe broadband

Everything Everywhere is no more: long live EE and 4G. The mobile operator now gets to watch its children, Orange and T-Mobile, starve to death as they're denied access to the 4G feast.…

More 'iPad Mini' tat pics leak ahead of Apple's big unzip

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 03:43 AM PDT

Rumour mill in overdrive for 7in tablet

Rumours that Apple will launch an "iPad mini" at its unveiling event tomorrow intensified today after more pictures of cases leaked online and retailers started advertising screen protectors for a 7in slab.…

What a card: Brit boffin Alan Turing stars in Monopoly tribute set

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 03:14 AM PDT

Bletchley Park flogs custom board in honour of code-breaker

He may not have made it onto the £10 banknote, but the face of WWII code-breaking hero Alan Turing now adorns the back of the silly money that's boxed into a new custom Monopoly set.…

So many devices, so little policy

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 02:45 AM PDT

So what are you waiting for?

Live event  Every one of your users has a computer at home, maybe a laptop, definitely a phone, and likes to log in from someone else's computer from time to time. They're carrying your data around, but often not your security policy.…

Acer racks up Xeon E5s, picks fight with US server bad boys

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 02:44 AM PDT

From little seeds giant oaks shipments grow

It has been a while since Taiwanese server and PC maker Acer has made some noise in the server racket, but the company is plodding along after planting its seeds on United States soil in February 2011 with a revamping of its Xeon-based servers.…

Blighty battles Oz for stratospheric supremacy

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 02:28 AM PDT

Amateur ballooning rivals meet for head-to-head showdown

Pics  The friendly rivalry between Brit and Oz amateur High Altitude Ballooning (HAB) enthusiasts hit new heights over the weekend when the two nations went head-to-head in a stratospheric clash of high-altitude titans.…

Array biz Nimble: Quick, lob us $40m before storage giants wallop us

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 01:58 AM PDT

Hybrid racker needs VC cash

Hybrid flash and disk drive array start-up Nimble Storage has been given $40.7m in venture capital funding to boost sales, marketing and engineering.…

Gov IT bods must shield their budgets from gov's knife – Socitm

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 01:42 AM PDT

Increased use of council ICT services putting the squeeze on managers

A report from the public sector IT directors' group Socitm has identified four ongoing priorities for ICT managers in the wake of continuing austerity.…

Want to avoid another cookie law mess? Talk to EU bods next time

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 01:19 AM PDT

'Dear ICO, sue us ... We're sick of you and this ridiculous cookie law'

UK businesses should actively involve themselves in the debate over changes to EU law if they want to avoid problems stemming from the way those laws are drafted, an expert has advised.…

WD to parade flash-disk mutant for Wall St moneybags this week

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 01:02 AM PDT

Thinner, 'extreme' capacities promised

Western Digital will face investors on Thursday and tell them what the world's new number-one disk drive supplier is going to do to stay at the top.…

Apple's soon-to-be-slurped securo firm shrugs off crypto warning

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:33 AM PDT

Windows passwords exposure confusion

AuthenTec, the security firm that's the target of an $356m acquisition by Apple, has denied reports that possible cryptographic weaknesses in its fingerprint scanner software pose a risk to the security of laptops.…

Ambitious Alibaba wants to take on Android

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:30 AM PDT

There's only one way to settle this...FIGHT!

Not content with dominating the massive Chinese e-commerce market, local hero Alibaba now wants to chase Android into the sea by making its cloud-based Aliyun mobile operating system China's preferred smartphone OS.…

Microsoft urges devs to 'lead Windows 8 app land grab'

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:11 AM PDT

Give the people what they want - ASAP

Microsoft has urged developers to "lead the land grab" by developing Windows 8 apps ASAP.…

Archos 101 XS 10.1in Android tablet review

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:00 AM PDT

Magnetic keyblet combo, anyone?

Archos has built a decent business making budget Android tablets, so I suspect the word 'merde' echoed loudly around the Igny HQ when Google pulled the rug asunder with its low Nexus 7 pricing. Archos hasn't given up though and has now released a new device pitched as a budget alternative to the Asus Transformer Pad.…

Samsung accused of sex discrimination in China plant

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 10:47 PM PDT

Electronics giant's woes continue as CLW turns the knife

South Korean electronics behemoth Samsung has been hit by fresh allegations of impropriety at one of its manufacturing plants in China, this time involving purported sexual discrimination in its hiring policy.…

Oz court to test AdWords' WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 10:05 PM PDT

Regulator insists ad placements can misled and deceive

Australia's High Court, from which no appeal is possible, will this week hear a case in which Google stands accused of intentionally deceiving and misleading consumers by automatically placing ads according to advertisers' requested keywords.…

iPad no flight risk says Federal Aviation Authority

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 09:28 PM PDT

American Airlines allowed to use in-cockpit fondleslabs "in all phases of flight"

Being asked to switch off your electronic devices during the takeoff and landing phases of a flight now looks even more anachronistic, after American Airlines announced it has been given permission to let its pilots use iPads in the cockpit "in all phases of flight".…

UK's loyalty set for £1.2bn Huawei reward

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 08:50 PM PDT

There's a good boy...

The UK economy is set to get a much needed boost on Tuesday when Chinese telecoms equipment maker Huawei announces an expected £1.2bn investment including hundreds of jobs.…

AMD previews Piledriver, Ivy Bridge SeaMicro microservers

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 06:56 PM PDT

Stretches Freedom interconnect fabric out to storage

SeaMicro is not longer an independent company, but you would not have guessed that if you were dropped in from outer space to attend the launch of the new SM15000 microserver in San Francisco on Monday afternoon. Advanced Micro Devices may own SeaMicro, but the company went out of its way to support the latest "Ivy Bridge" Xeon E3-1200 v2 processor from rival Intel as well as its own forthcoming "Piledriver" Opteron processor as new compute nodes in a new SeaMicro chassis.…

McAfee: Emma Watson riskiest celebrity search

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 05:50 PM PDT

Malwaria activissima

In McAfee's latest survey of the celebrity searches most likely to lead to malware infection, Emma Watson – perhaps best known as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films – has taken the top spot, knocking off model Heidi Klum from last year's most-likely-to-infect honors.…

Hacker uses Kindle as Raspberry Pi screen

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 05:34 PM PDT

DIY instructions await the brave or foolish

A hacker named Gef has rigged up his Raspberry Pi to use a Kindle e-reader as its monitor.…

Firefox support extended to older Android mobiles

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 05:22 PM PDT

Experimental builds for phones with ARMv6 chips

The Mozilla Foundation would like to see its Firefox browser running on more mobile phones. But since almost no handsets ship with Firefox pre-installed, that means getting the software onto more of the phones that are already out there – even if they use older hardware.…

Intel contextual awareness: 'We know what your wife is up to'

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 04:38 PM PDT

Knows when its best to call, text, or just leave her alone

IDF 2012  Intel Labs is working on a technology that uses what it calls "contextual awareness" to advise you of the best method to use when contacting others.…

Scientists provide a measure of uncertainty

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 04:16 PM PDT

What would Heisenberg's position be?

A group of Canadian PhD researchers claim to have obtained information beyond the "Heisenberg limit" using a technique called "weak measurement".…

NZ software giants join patent bill protest

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 03:45 PM PDT

Petitioning against patent trolls

Updated: govt says "no"  New Zealand's largest software exporters, Jade and Orion Healthcare, have lined up with the NZ Open Source Society, InternetNZ, and local industry lobby NZRise to ask the government to revise its proposed patent laws.…

E-publisher 'fesses up: 'Apple UDIDs were ours'

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 03:14 PM PDT

BlueToad clears FBI of device data collection

It seems both Apple and the FBI were telling the truth: the Apple UDIDs published last week didn't come from either organization, with an American e-publisher posting a statement that the data was stolen from its systems.…

27 Aralık 2012 Perşembe

How Went the Year 2012?

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Well:

1) I'm still looking for full-time employment.  I have a contractual will-call job at least, which keeps me active and up-to-speed with the technological needs of my information-based profession.  I did get about six different libraries interviewing me - two of them with follow-up interviews! - which is a vast improvement to the number of interviews I had in 2011 (one) and 2010 (one).  And I still have an interview scheduled for this Friday, with one of the libraries that interviewed me with a follow-up, so I'm hopefully in good standing with them (fingers crossed for luck).

2) My guy got elected to President.  The Far Right's attempts to paint Obama as a "failure" and a "disaster" went nowhere.  And the one place at the federal level where the Far Right still holds any power - an unbalanced U.S. House - is one vote away from falling into chaos.

3) A lot of great genre movies - The Avengers, Dark Knight Rises, Wreck-It Ralph, Brave, Skyfall - this season.  I'd love to see all of them nominated like crazy for the Oscars this year... but noooooooo, it's all gonna be Lincoln and Zero Dark Thirty instead.  Sigh.

4) Too many shootings.  And even now, there's reports that someone shot at firefighters responding to a New York state neighborhood fire with two firemen dead and two others wounded.

5) The Mayans did not doom us.  Which is kinda okay, because the real Mayans never wanted the apocalypse anyway: it was some crank Eurowhite guy trying to sell his books.

6) Breitbart's legacy - a website smear machine - is going through some rather public splits right about now.  Schadenfreude, thou art pretty tasty during the holidays...

How was the year for you?

Io Saturnalia!

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Tis the season to remember your Latin!  ...which means that I should write that as Satvrnalia: no U in the alphabet, and I am already substituting the I for J for the Jo part of Io Satvrnalia.  (label/tag will remain with the U because, well, modern Intertube traditions and all that).

This video is but a tourist-y Disney-fied version of Satvrnalia of course (the Romans were a bit more into the, ah, festive parts of festivities), but it's as best a representation of the holidays I can find.

So find a fellow Pagan and together tell Bill O'Reilly to STOP his War on Satvrnalia!  Io!  Io Satvrnalia!

GNOME hacker: Culture isn't holding desktop Linux back

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GNOME hacker: Culture isn't holding desktop Linux back


  • GNOME hacker: Culture isn't holding desktop Linux back
  • Thomas-Rasset faces $220,000 file-sharing bill after losing appeal
  • Intel to turn Ultrabooks, all-in-one desktops into giant tablets
  • Intel demos next-generation voice and gesture interfaces
  • Touch tech firms tap Intel for factory cash
  • iPhone to account for half of US economy by 2030 - projection
  • Microsoft betas System Center service pack for unified control
  • Day-long outage 'not a hack,' claims GoDaddy
  • Al-Jazeera's mobe news feed hijacked by pro-Assad hacktivists
  • UK.gov blacklists Fujitsu from future contracts - report
  • Pirate Bay co-founder named in probe into Logica, tax office hacks
  • Viewsonic 22in Android 'tablet' hands-on review
  • Who'll save the 100 most endangered species? Microsoft, apparently
  • Zombie PC herders issue commands from Tor hideout
  • Google's Nexus 7 tabs 'can't perform' if flash RAM crammed
  • There is life after the death of Microsoft’s Windows 8 Start button
  • Cable offers to shower UK biz in taxpayer gold to stimulate growth
  • Shuttleworth drops one million cluster bucks on Ceph upstart
  • Google skids car insurance comparison engine onto rivals' lawn
  • Backroom music streamer Omnifone palms first profit
  • Windows 8? Nah: Win Phone 8 should give Apple the fear
  • Laugh all you want at 'the cloud' - it'll be worth '$100bn by 2016'
  • Phone-hack saga: Prison officer cuffed in cop bung probe
  • Profs: Massive use of wind turbines WON'T destroy the environment
  • Everything Everywhere swept away by its own 4G hype tsunami
  • More 'iPad Mini' tat pics leak ahead of Apple's big unzip
  • What a card: Brit boffin Alan Turing stars in Monopoly tribute set
  • So many devices, so little policy
  • Acer racks up Xeon E5s, picks fight with US server bad boys
  • Blighty battles Oz for stratospheric supremacy
  • Array biz Nimble: Quick, lob us $40m before storage giants wallop us
  • Gov IT bods must shield their budgets from gov's knife – Socitm
  • Want to avoid another cookie law mess? Talk to EU bods next time
  • WD to parade flash-disk mutant for Wall St moneybags this week
  • Apple's soon-to-be-slurped securo firm shrugs off crypto warning
  • Ambitious Alibaba wants to take on Android
  • Microsoft urges devs to 'lead Windows 8 app land grab'
  • Archos 101 XS 10.1in Android tablet review
  • Samsung accused of sex discrimination in China plant
  • Oz court to test AdWords' WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL
  • iPad no flight risk says Federal Aviation Authority
  • UK's loyalty set for £1.2bn Huawei reward
  • AMD previews Piledriver, Ivy Bridge SeaMicro microservers
  • McAfee: Emma Watson riskiest celebrity search
  • Hacker uses Kindle as Raspberry Pi screen
  • Firefox support extended to older Android mobiles
  • Intel contextual awareness: 'We know what your wife is up to'
  • Scientists provide a measure of uncertainty
  • NZ software giants join patent bill protest
  • E-publisher 'fesses up: 'Apple UDIDs were ours'

GNOME hacker: Culture isn't holding desktop Linux back

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 02:13 PM PDT

'There is no single simple issue to fix'

Open source bigwigs like Alan Cox, Miguel De Icaza, and Linus Torvalds can bicker all they want, says GNOME hacker Michael Meeks, but changing developer culture won't do a thing to attract more consumers to the Linux desktop.…

Thomas-Rasset faces $220,000 file-sharing bill after losing appeal

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 01:46 PM PDT

Court rules $9,250 per track is constitutionally fair

Nearly five years after being found guilty of file-sharing in the media industry's first jury trial on the issue, Minnesotan mother of four Jammie Thomas-Rasset is back where she started after the appeals court upheld the original verdict.…

Intel to turn Ultrabooks, all-in-one desktops into giant tablets

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:49 PM PDT

Can't beat 'em, join 'em

IDF 2012  Intel wants to turn laptops and even desktops into tablets in order to reverse the decline in the personal computer market. To that end, it unwrapped two form-factors it will be promoting to get tablet-hungry consumers back buying PCs.…

Intel demos next-generation voice and gesture interfaces

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:25 PM PDT

Offers a million bucks for the best 'perceptual computing' idea

IDF 2012  Intel wants computers to be as smart as humans in how they understand voices and gestures – and it's offering $1m to the best idea that can help achieve that goal.…

Touch tech firms tap Intel for factory cash

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:18 PM PDT

Chip giant to keep Win8 touch bandwagon rolling

IDF 2012  Intel has been pumping money into the touchscreen component business in order to encourage the production of panels of 13in and up to make sure there are enough of them for vendors to build all the touch-enabled Windows 8 notebooks Intel hopes World+Dog will want.…

iPhone to account for half of US economy by 2030 - projection

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:07 PM PDT

America to get rich selling Foxconn gizmos to itself!

Strange, terrible, yet curiously inevitable news today - the day before iPhone 5 day. Analysis based on figures from hefty Wall Street brains appears to show that the Jesus Phone is set to account for a large chunk - perhaps the majority - of US economic activity within a matter of decades.…

Microsoft betas System Center service pack for unified control

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 11:33 AM PDT

SP1 beta increases InTune integration

Redmond's been talking about how System Center will be at the heart of its reboot of the Windows franchise for months now, and now it has released the beta of its first service pack.…

Day-long outage 'not a hack,' claims GoDaddy

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 10:53 AM PDT

Just a little router trouble, that's all

Domain registrar GoDaddy has commented on the daylong DNS outage that downed many of its customers' websites on Monday, saying that not only was a hacker not responsible, but that the service interruption wasn't the result of a DDoS attack at all.…

Al-Jazeera's mobe news feed hijacked by pro-Assad hacktivists

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 10:24 AM PDT

More breaking news on the conflict in Syria

Pro-Syrian government hacktivists have cracked the mobile update service of al-Jazeera, the Qatar-based satellite news network.…

UK.gov blacklists Fujitsu from future contracts - report

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 09:24 AM PDT

Not good enough for government work. Cutting

Japanese IT group Fujitsu is among several companies that have been "blacklisted" by the UK Government, claims the Financial Times.…

Pirate Bay co-founder named in probe into Logica, tax office hacks

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 09:02 AM PDT

Warg hauled back to Sweden for copyright cooler stint

Gottfrid Svartholm Warg, a co-founder of download haven The Pirate Bay, is back in Sweden - and now faces allegations of playing a role in an attack on the country's taxmen and IT consultancy biz Logica.…

Viewsonic 22in Android 'tablet' hands-on review

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 08:28 AM PDT

Passes the Google test and then some

First look  There was birthday cake aplenty at Viewsonic's 25th anniversary event in London today that also saw the introduction of three new products covering an innovative range of display options.…

Who'll save the 100 most endangered species? Microsoft, apparently

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 08:06 AM PDT

No, not Nokia engineers. Well, not this time

Microsoft has pledged software and expertise in a battle to save the world's most endangered species - and we don't mean Nokia engineers.…

Zombie PC herders issue commands from Tor hideout

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 07:42 AM PDT

Bury command server deep in the onion

Security researchers have discovered a botnet that uses the Tor anonymiser network to hide its command nodes.…

Google's Nexus 7 tabs 'can't perform' if flash RAM crammed

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 07:18 AM PDT

Fondling fandroids say slab needs hard reset

Reports are filtering in that some Google Nexus 7 tablets slow to a crawl once the memory starts filling up, and require a hard reset to bring them back to the admirable speed expected of Google's flagship hardware.…

There is life after the death of Microsoft’s Windows 8 Start button

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 07:01 AM PDT

Keep calm and download these handy tools

Comment  The disappearance of the Start button in Microsoft's new Windows has proved unsettling for users. "I want Start. Start I say," said an early tester in a post entitled "Worst 60 minutes in my entire life".…

Cable offers to shower UK biz in taxpayer gold to stimulate growth

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 06:29 AM PDT

Govt-backed bank may pump bioscience, tech sectors

Blighty's Business Secretary Vince Cable pulled back the curtains on his new biz investment bank this morning.…

Shuttleworth drops one million cluster bucks on Ceph upstart

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 06:00 AM PDT

Linux moneybags funds Um Bongo's cloudy file system

Billionaire Linux kingpin Mark Shuttleworth has injected $1m into storage startup Inktank to bring the team's distributed file system Ceph to cloud computing.…

Google skids car insurance comparison engine onto rivals' lawn

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 05:42 AM PDT

Now, Brits, tell us everything about your motors

Google is now offering to compare car insurance prices for Brits following the company's acquisition of BeatThatQuote.…

Backroom music streamer Omnifone palms first profit

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 05:24 AM PDT

Stuffs wallet with Sony and BlackBerry cash

Privately owned music services pioneer Omnifone boasted its first ever annual profit this morning. The company provides a platform for streaming services including that of Sony (Music Unlimited) and RIM (BBM Music) and operates in 28 markets. Omnifone was founded in 2003 and launched its first service, MusicStation, in 2007. It has notched up several firsts, including the first cloud streaming service and the first licensed scan-and-match service.…

Windows 8? Nah: Win Phone 8 should give Apple the fear

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 05:01 AM PDT

Tiled phone, not PC, could put Redmond on top

Open ... and Shut  Windows Phone 8 might spell the beginning of a climb to relevance for a desktop vendor breaking out its latest PC operating system at almost the same time.…

Laugh all you want at 'the cloud' - it'll be worth '$100bn by 2016'

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 04:44 AM PDT

Public-facing services to coin it, predicts IDC

Some $100bn will be slurped up by public IT cloud services by 2016, according to the crystal-ball gazers at IDC.…

Phone-hack saga: Prison officer cuffed in cop bung probe

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 04:26 AM PDT

Operation Elveden nets another suspect

A 31-year-old prison officer was arrested at his home in Northampton this morning as part of Scotland Yard's investigation into alleged bungs to cops. The probe is related to the Met's ongoing phone-hacking inquiry.…

Profs: Massive use of wind turbines WON'T destroy the environment

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 04:17 AM PDT

Would destroy the economy, though

Windy professors in the States have produced research in which they say that massive use of wind power would not, as had been thought, damage the planet's atmosphere and cause undesirable climate changes. They also argue that it would be "practical" to obtain half the energy required by the human race using wind turbines.…

Everything Everywhere swept away by its own 4G hype tsunami

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 04:02 AM PDT

EE rises to promise 16 cities next-gen mobe broadband

Everything Everywhere is no more: long live EE and 4G. The mobile operator now gets to watch its children, Orange and T-Mobile, starve to death as they're denied access to the 4G feast.…

More 'iPad Mini' tat pics leak ahead of Apple's big unzip

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 03:43 AM PDT

Rumour mill in overdrive for 7in tablet

Rumours that Apple will launch an "iPad mini" at its unveiling event tomorrow intensified today after more pictures of cases leaked online and retailers started advertising screen protectors for a 7in slab.…

What a card: Brit boffin Alan Turing stars in Monopoly tribute set

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 03:14 AM PDT

Bletchley Park flogs custom board in honour of code-breaker

He may not have made it onto the £10 banknote, but the face of WWII code-breaking hero Alan Turing now adorns the back of the silly money that's boxed into a new custom Monopoly set.…

So many devices, so little policy

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 02:45 AM PDT

So what are you waiting for?

Live event  Every one of your users has a computer at home, maybe a laptop, definitely a phone, and likes to log in from someone else's computer from time to time. They're carrying your data around, but often not your security policy.…

Acer racks up Xeon E5s, picks fight with US server bad boys

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 02:44 AM PDT

From little seeds giant oaks shipments grow

It has been a while since Taiwanese server and PC maker Acer has made some noise in the server racket, but the company is plodding along after planting its seeds on United States soil in February 2011 with a revamping of its Xeon-based servers.…

Blighty battles Oz for stratospheric supremacy

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 02:28 AM PDT

Amateur ballooning rivals meet for head-to-head showdown

Pics  The friendly rivalry between Brit and Oz amateur High Altitude Ballooning (HAB) enthusiasts hit new heights over the weekend when the two nations went head-to-head in a stratospheric clash of high-altitude titans.…

Array biz Nimble: Quick, lob us $40m before storage giants wallop us

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 01:58 AM PDT

Hybrid racker needs VC cash

Hybrid flash and disk drive array start-up Nimble Storage has been given $40.7m in venture capital funding to boost sales, marketing and engineering.…

Gov IT bods must shield their budgets from gov's knife – Socitm

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 01:42 AM PDT

Increased use of council ICT services putting the squeeze on managers

A report from the public sector IT directors' group Socitm has identified four ongoing priorities for ICT managers in the wake of continuing austerity.…

Want to avoid another cookie law mess? Talk to EU bods next time

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 01:19 AM PDT

'Dear ICO, sue us ... We're sick of you and this ridiculous cookie law'

UK businesses should actively involve themselves in the debate over changes to EU law if they want to avoid problems stemming from the way those laws are drafted, an expert has advised.…

WD to parade flash-disk mutant for Wall St moneybags this week

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 01:02 AM PDT

Thinner, 'extreme' capacities promised

Western Digital will face investors on Thursday and tell them what the world's new number-one disk drive supplier is going to do to stay at the top.…

Apple's soon-to-be-slurped securo firm shrugs off crypto warning

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:33 AM PDT

Windows passwords exposure confusion

AuthenTec, the security firm that's the target of an $356m acquisition by Apple, has denied reports that possible cryptographic weaknesses in its fingerprint scanner software pose a risk to the security of laptops.…

Ambitious Alibaba wants to take on Android

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:30 AM PDT

There's only one way to settle this...FIGHT!

Not content with dominating the massive Chinese e-commerce market, local hero Alibaba now wants to chase Android into the sea by making its cloud-based Aliyun mobile operating system China's preferred smartphone OS.…

Microsoft urges devs to 'lead Windows 8 app land grab'

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:11 AM PDT

Give the people what they want - ASAP

Microsoft has urged developers to "lead the land grab" by developing Windows 8 apps ASAP.…

Archos 101 XS 10.1in Android tablet review

Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:00 AM PDT

Magnetic keyblet combo, anyone?

Archos has built a decent business making budget Android tablets, so I suspect the word 'merde' echoed loudly around the Igny HQ when Google pulled the rug asunder with its low Nexus 7 pricing. Archos hasn't given up though and has now released a new device pitched as a budget alternative to the Asus Transformer Pad.…

Samsung accused of sex discrimination in China plant

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 10:47 PM PDT

Electronics giant's woes continue as CLW turns the knife

South Korean electronics behemoth Samsung has been hit by fresh allegations of impropriety at one of its manufacturing plants in China, this time involving purported sexual discrimination in its hiring policy.…

Oz court to test AdWords' WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 10:05 PM PDT

Regulator insists ad placements can misled and deceive

Australia's High Court, from which no appeal is possible, will this week hear a case in which Google stands accused of intentionally deceiving and misleading consumers by automatically placing ads according to advertisers' requested keywords.…

iPad no flight risk says Federal Aviation Authority

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 09:28 PM PDT

American Airlines allowed to use in-cockpit fondleslabs "in all phases of flight"

Being asked to switch off your electronic devices during the takeoff and landing phases of a flight now looks even more anachronistic, after American Airlines announced it has been given permission to let its pilots use iPads in the cockpit "in all phases of flight".…

UK's loyalty set for £1.2bn Huawei reward

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 08:50 PM PDT

There's a good boy...

The UK economy is set to get a much needed boost on Tuesday when Chinese telecoms equipment maker Huawei announces an expected £1.2bn investment including hundreds of jobs.…

AMD previews Piledriver, Ivy Bridge SeaMicro microservers

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 06:56 PM PDT

Stretches Freedom interconnect fabric out to storage

SeaMicro is not longer an independent company, but you would not have guessed that if you were dropped in from outer space to attend the launch of the new SM15000 microserver in San Francisco on Monday afternoon. Advanced Micro Devices may own SeaMicro, but the company went out of its way to support the latest "Ivy Bridge" Xeon E3-1200 v2 processor from rival Intel as well as its own forthcoming "Piledriver" Opteron processor as new compute nodes in a new SeaMicro chassis.…

McAfee: Emma Watson riskiest celebrity search

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 05:50 PM PDT

Malwaria activissima

In McAfee's latest survey of the celebrity searches most likely to lead to malware infection, Emma Watson – perhaps best known as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films – has taken the top spot, knocking off model Heidi Klum from last year's most-likely-to-infect honors.…

Hacker uses Kindle as Raspberry Pi screen

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 05:34 PM PDT

DIY instructions await the brave or foolish

A hacker named Gef has rigged up his Raspberry Pi to use a Kindle e-reader as its monitor.…

Firefox support extended to older Android mobiles

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 05:22 PM PDT

Experimental builds for phones with ARMv6 chips

The Mozilla Foundation would like to see its Firefox browser running on more mobile phones. But since almost no handsets ship with Firefox pre-installed, that means getting the software onto more of the phones that are already out there – even if they use older hardware.…

Intel contextual awareness: 'We know what your wife is up to'

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 04:38 PM PDT

Knows when its best to call, text, or just leave her alone

IDF 2012  Intel Labs is working on a technology that uses what it calls "contextual awareness" to advise you of the best method to use when contacting others.…

Scientists provide a measure of uncertainty

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 04:16 PM PDT

What would Heisenberg's position be?

A group of Canadian PhD researchers claim to have obtained information beyond the "Heisenberg limit" using a technique called "weak measurement".…

NZ software giants join patent bill protest

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 03:45 PM PDT

Petitioning against patent trolls

Updated: govt says "no"  New Zealand's largest software exporters, Jade and Orion Healthcare, have lined up with the NZ Open Source Society, InternetNZ, and local industry lobby NZRise to ask the government to revise its proposed patent laws.…

E-publisher 'fesses up: 'Apple UDIDs were ours'

Posted: 10 Sep 2012 03:14 PM PDT

BlueToad clears FBI of device data collection

It seems both Apple and the FBI were telling the truth: the Apple UDIDs published last week didn't come from either organization, with an American e-publisher posting a statement that the data was stolen from its systems.…